ginny-lala:

its-funnytwittertweets:

(via asparklethatisblue)

marvelladiesdaily:

Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff
Black Widow (2021)

(via lovelyy-moonlight)

spacehippieface:

loveridden1999:

loveridden1999:

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don’t want any of them back either

what the fuck man

chryza:

chryza:

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

loveridden1999:

everything is ok at any age

handweavers:

there is something erotic about watching someone be extraordinarily competent at something especially if they’re also really passionate about it

slunch:

can I live my life or do I have to go away forever

thesensitivepervert:

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

mychemicalraymance:

Being a woman with really very visibly hairy legs is honestly funny as fuck if you go outside in shorts people on the street look at you like Rowley

segamascott:

agathasrios:

segamascott:

didn’t notice that this was a group message at first but thank you for the emoji react random stranger 🙏

lesbiangiratina:

Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden

lobotomyscars:

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn’t hear you